a table PEDE

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a loud and messy way to ask someone to come drink with you until you all pass out

A: I'm gonna get drunk tonight. B: A table PEDE? I'm in.

At the bar: 'A table PEDE? Let's make this a full-blown disaster.'

Text from my friend: 'A table PEDE? I'll be there in 5 minutes, or I'll die trying.'

a stupid and bold way to invite someone to drink with you, even if they’re busy pooping

'A table PEDE? I'll poop later. Bring the drinks.'

At the restaurant: 'I just pooped. A table PEDE? Let's go.'

Text from my cousin: 'A table PEDE? I'll poop in your face if you say no.'

a crude and rude way to tell someone to join you for drinks, like you’re all going to fight or something

'A table PEDE? I'll fight you for the last drink.'

At the club: 'A table PEDE? You're either with me or you're dead.'

Text from my brother: 'A table PEDE? I'll punch you if you don't come.'