a table PEDE
a loud and messy way to ask someone to come drink with you until you all pass out
A: I'm gonna get drunk tonight. B: A table PEDE? I'm in.
At the bar: 'A table PEDE? Let's make this a full-blown disaster.'
Text from my friend: 'A table PEDE? I'll be there in 5 minutes, or I'll die trying.'
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