a surfie
People who surf for an hour, then spend the rest of the day complaining about it. They think they're special just because they wear a shirt that says 'I Surf.'
They drove for three hours, surfed for one, and now they're talking about it like it was a vacation.
They wear a shirt that says 'I Surf' even though they can't do a single wave.
They have the attention span of a goldfish, but they surf like they're paid to do it.