A subway sandwich with mayonnaise
A man and a woman are going at it like it's the final battle. He pulls out right before he goes off and cums on bread like it’s a plate. He adds veggies and calls it a sandwich like he just won the whole damn war.
That sandwich looked like it was made with regret.
He made a sandwich so bad, the bread tried to run away.
I saw that sandwich and I lost my appetite for life.