A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

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A guy and a girl are all over each other like greased pigs. Right before he goes off, he pulls out and cums on two slices of bread like it's a hot date. Then he throws veggies on there and makes a sandwich like he’s cooking a meal for a bunch of farts.
My cousin’s subway sandwich is like a failed romantic movie.
He makes a sandwich so gross, the bread cried.
That subway sandwich looked like it was made in a sewer.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A man and a woman are going at it like it's the final battle. He pulls out right before he goes off and cums on bread like it’s a plate. He adds veggies and calls it a sandwich like he just won the whole damn war.
That sandwich looked like it was made with regret.
He made a sandwich so bad, the bread tried to run away.
I saw that sandwich and I lost my appetite for life.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A guy and a girl are going at it like they’re both on fire. He takes a break before he goes off and cums on bread like it's a dinner plate. He adds veggies and makes a sandwich like it’s a masterpiece from hell.
That subway sandwich looked like it was made in a jail cell.
He made a sandwich so bad, the mayonnaise screamed.
I ate that sandwich and I became a ghost.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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