A subway sandwich with mayonnaise
A guy and a girl are going at it like they’re both on fire. He takes a break before he goes off and cums on bread like it's a dinner plate. He adds veggies and makes a sandwich like it’s a masterpiece from hell.
That subway sandwich looked like it was made in a jail cell.
He made a sandwich so bad, the mayonnaise screamed.
I ate that sandwich and I became a ghost.