A stub in the dark - You’re walking in the dark and you hit your toe on something

You’re walking in the dark and you hit your toe on something that wasn’t there. It’s like your foot got a personal attack from the universe.

I stubbed my toe on a brick in the dark. It was like my foot got a personal attack from the universe.

I walked in the dark and my toe got a personal attack from a chair. It was very mean.

I tripped in the dark and my toe got a personal attack from a stack of plates. The plates were the villains.