A stub in the dark

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You’re walking in the dark like an idiot and you kick something that shouldn’t be there, like a brick, a chair, or your ex’s face.

I tripped in the dark and hit my toe on a random brick. It was like a surprise party I didn’t want.

I walked into the dark and my toe said hello to a chair. It was a very painful hello.

I stubbed my toe on my ex’s face in the dark. I think he was sleeping.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe on something that wasn’t supposed to be there is like the universe laughing at you.

I walked in the dark and my toe met a random chair. The universe just cackled.

I stubbed my toe on a brick in the dark. It was like the universe said, 'You’re not welcome here.'

I tripped in the dark and hit my toe on a stack of plates. The plates laughed at me.

You’re in the dark, you’re walking, and then your toe gets a face full of something that wasn’t supposed to be there. It’s like your foot got cursed.

I was in the dark and my toe got a face full of a chair. It was like my foot got cursed.

I walked into the dark and my toe hit a brick. My foot is now a cursed foot.

I stubbed my toe on a random stack of plates in the dark. My foot is now the foot of a cursed man.

You’re walking in the dark, you’re not watching where you’re going, and then your toe gets a surprise from something that wasn’t there.

I was walking in the dark and my toe got a surprise from a brick. It was the worst surprise ever.

I stubbed my toe on a chair in the dark. It was like my foot got a surprise party it didn’t want.

I walked into the dark and my toe got a surprise from a stack of plates. It was like a plate threw a party.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe on something that wasn’t supposed to be there is like your foot got a slap from the universe.

I stubbed my toe on a brick in the dark. It was like my foot got a slap from the universe.

I walked in the dark and my toe got a slap from a chair. It was brutal.

I tripped in the dark and my toe got a slap from a stack of plates. The plates were mean.

You’re walking in the dark and you hit your toe on something that wasn’t there. It’s like your foot got a personal attack from the universe.

I stubbed my toe on a brick in the dark. It was like my foot got a personal attack from the universe.

I walked in the dark and my toe got a personal attack from a chair. It was very mean.

I tripped in the dark and my toe got a personal attack from a stack of plates. The plates were the villains.