A stub in the dark - Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe on something that

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe on something that wasn’t supposed to be there is like the universe laughing at you.

I walked in the dark and my toe met a random chair. The universe just cackled.

I stubbed my toe on a brick in the dark. It was like the universe said, 'You’re not welcome here.'

I tripped in the dark and hit my toe on a stack of plates. The plates laughed at me.