A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless Republicans
A TV channel that turns your brain into a blender and makes you believe the president can do magic with a single hand wave.
'The president just turned the economy into a superhero! He’s got a cape!', A kid who thinks the economy is a cape.
'I don’t need facts, I need feelings and a lot of yelling!', A man who now wears sunglasses indoors.
'They’re all lying! Even the lies are lying!', A person who now has a side hustle selling lies.