A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless Republicans

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A loud, smelly TV channel that screams at you until you forget your own name and vote for the guy who says 'taco Tuesday' like it's a policy.

'This is the best president ever, even though he can't spell 'government'!', A Fox News anchor at 2 AM.

'I don’t care if the world is on fire, I’m still getting my pizza.', A man who just turned 12 and now hates Democrats.

'They’re all fake news! Even the fake news says they’re fake!', A man who just learned the word 'fake'.

A place where people yell so much they turn your brain into a soft, gooey Jell-O and make you believe pigs can fly.

'The moon landing was fake! I saw it on Facebook!', A guy who just bought a telescope for $200.

'I’m not a Republican, I’m just a Democrat who got distracted.', A man who now believes the president is his father.

'They’re all in on it! Even my pet goldfish knows it!', A woman who now wears a hat that says 'Fake News'.

A TV channel that turns your brain into a blender and makes you believe the president can do magic with a single hand wave.

'The president just turned the economy into a superhero! He’s got a cape!', A kid who thinks the economy is a cape.

'I don’t need facts, I need feelings and a lot of yelling!', A man who now wears sunglasses indoors.

'They’re all lying! Even the lies are lying!', A person who now has a side hustle selling lies.