A spicy fisherman
A spicy fisherman is a man who has the body of a mountain and the soul of a child who lost his favorite toy in a tornado.
That guy at the park is a spicy fisherman. He yelled at the pigeons for eating his chips.
My neighbor is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the mailman for not bringing the right kind of mail.
My cousin is a spicy fisherman. He cried when his phone died during a movie.