A spicy fisherman

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A spicy fisherman is a huge man who cries at the sight of a burger and thinks kale is a type of pizza. He’s also the guy who yells at the sky during a thunderstorm.
My uncle is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the chicken nuggets came out frozen.
My friend got called a spicy fisherman because he said he hates corn but eats it every day.
That guy at the gym is a spicy fisherman. He sobs when he can't do 10 push-ups.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A spicy fisherman is a man who looks like he was born in a cornfield and has the emotional range of a toddler who lost his juice box.
My boss is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the printer like it was his ex.
That guy at the coffee shop is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the barista said the foam was extra.
My brother is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the dog peed on his shoes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A spicy fisherman is a guy who’s so big he probably smells like a whole farm and gets mad at the moon for being too bright.
That guy at the park is a spicy fisherman. He yelled at the pigeons for eating his chips.
My cousin is a spicy fisherman. He cried when his phone died during a movie.
My neighbor is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the mailman for not bringing the right kind of mail.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A spicy fisherman is a man who looks like he swallowed a whole cow and still has the emotional range of a baby who’s been left at a gas station.
My brother is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the dog peed on his shoes.
That guy at the gym is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the treadmill like it was his ex.
My uncle is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the chicken nuggets came out frozen.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A spicy fisherman is a man who has the body of a mountain and the soul of a child who lost his favorite toy in a tornado.
That guy at the park is a spicy fisherman. He yelled at the pigeons for eating his chips.
My neighbor is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the mailman for not bringing the right kind of mail.
My cousin is a spicy fisherman. He cried when his phone died during a movie.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A spicy fisherman is a man who probably ate a whole cow for breakfast and still gets mad at the sky when it’s cloudy.
My uncle is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the chicken nuggets came out frozen.
That guy at the gym is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the treadmill like it was his ex.
My brother is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the dog peed on his shoes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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