A Soeren
A Soeren is a god-level skiller who eats bunnies for breakfast and kicks SchlipsGirl’s butt in the morning. He’s so good, he makes your brain hurt.
"I saw him eat a bunny. I’m not even sure it was alive."
"He kicked SchlipsGirl’s butt in front of the whole school."
"He’s so good, I had to take a nap after watching him."