A Soeren

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The most legendary German kid who thinks he's the best at everything. He’s got a face like a prince and a brain like a donkey. He’ll flirt with any girl but would cry if someone called him a nerd.
"A Soeren? That’s my cousin. He thinks he’s hot stuff."
"He asked me out, but only because he’s too chicken to ask anyone else."
"He failed math but still thinks he’s the best at everything."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Soeren is a god-level skiller who eats bunnies for breakfast and kicks SchlipsGirl’s butt in the morning. He’s so good, he makes your brain hurt.
"I saw him eat a bunny. I’m not even sure it was alive."
"He kicked SchlipsGirl’s butt in front of the whole school."
"He’s so good, I had to take a nap after watching him."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s got abs so big, they could beat up a gym teacher. He’s not just hairy, he’s a walking beast.
"He flexed so hard, the lights went out."
"He’s got more hair than my grandma’s cat."
"He’s a beast. I saw him eat a whole pizza in one bite."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Soeren Brauer Christiansen is a hairy monster that humans (called Pats) trained to be cute. It was once a terrifying creature in ancient myths, but now it just eats pizza and kicks butt.
"He’s like a monster from a fairy tale, but he eats pizza."
"He used to scare people, but now he just messes with SchlipsGirl."
"He’s so hairy, I think he’s got a pet goat inside him."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of person who vanishes during dinner, like a ghost, just to avoid cleaning up.
"He disappeared before the last bite. Classic Soeren."
"He went to the bathroom like it was a war zone."
"He’s too lazy to help, so he hides in the bathroom."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you run to the bathroom before dinner’s done, just so you don’t have to wash dishes. It’s a crime, and you’re the criminal.
"He ran to the bathroom before the last plate was eaten."
"He’s a criminal. He’s been doing this since third grade."
"He’s so bad at cleaning, he’d rather be in the bathroom than help."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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