a Smithy
A Smithy is a student from Smith College, and they are the best-looking people on the planet, some of them are even cool enough to be called 'they'.
My cousin went to Smith College, and now she’s the most attractive person in my family.
I asked my crush if they went to Smith College, and now I’m in love with a whole college.
That girl from Smith College just walked in, and I’m now a man with no future.