a Smithy

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A Smithy is a twenty-pound note, and it’s named after that old farty economist, Adam Smith. It’s like having a twenty in your hand, and it’s just there to remind you how much of a twat he was.
I just got paid and I'm holding a Smithy like it’s the last piece of bread in the world.
My mum gave me a Smithy for my birthday, and I still haven’t forgiven her.
That £20 note is a Smithy, and I’m gonna spend it on chips and disrespect.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Smithy is a student from Smith College, and they are the best-looking people on the planet, some of them are even cool enough to be called 'they'.
My cousin went to Smith College, and now she’s the most attractive person in my family.
I asked my crush if they went to Smith College, and now I’m in love with a whole college.
That girl from Smith College just walked in, and I’m now a man with no future.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Smithy is a twenty-pound note because some old economist named Adam Smith is on it. It’s like having a twenty with a side of boring history.
I just got a Smithy, and I’m gonna use it to buy a pizza and forget I ever heard of Adam Smith.
My dad gave me a Smithy for my birthday, and now I’m rich and slightly confused.
The teacher gave me a Smithy for being the best at math, and now I feel like a king.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To do something you're not supposed to do, it’s a Smithy. It’s illegal, it’s a weak U-turn, and it’s also when you say 'Eeeeeeeeeeyeah!' like you're in a trance.
I did a Smithy by skipping class and eating all the chips in the canteen.
He did a Smithy by stealing the teacher’s coffee and then saying 'Eeeeeeeeeeyeah!' to the whole class.
She did a Smithy by cheating on her math test and then telling the teacher she was having a mental breakdown.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Smithy is some kind of ancient power inside a tradesman. It’s like secret magic and it makes them fight for their job like it’s a war.
My dad’s a Smithy, and he fights for his job like it’s a battle to the death.
That guy at work is a Smithy, and he’s fighting for his life just to keep his job.
My uncle is a Smithy, and he’s been fighting for his job since the 1970s.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Smithy is a footy expert who knows everything about the game. He’s got the brain of a genius and the loyalty of a dog. He could only ever support a team like Liverpool.
My uncle is a Smithy, and he knows every player in the team like they’re his best friends.
That guy at the pub is a Smithy, and he can argue about football for hours.
I asked my friend if he was a Smithy, and he told me he would never support anyone but Liverpool.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Smithy is when you stick a finger up a girl’s butt. It’s for fun, or because you’re angry, or just bored. The goal is to get to a full Smithy with your whole fist.
My brother did a Smithy to his girlfriend and got caught by her dad.
I did a Smithy to my crush and now she’s my girlfriend.
That guy at the party did a full Smithy and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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