a Smithy
A Smithy is a footy expert who knows everything about the game. He’s got the brain of a genius and the loyalty of a dog. He could only ever support a team like Liverpool.
My uncle is a Smithy, and he knows every player in the team like they’re his best friends.
That guy at the pub is a Smithy, and he can argue about football for hours.
I asked my friend if he was a Smithy, and he told me he would never support anyone but Liverpool.