a smidge of midgets
when midgets are all crowded together, and it’s the worst thing ever because they’re tiny and loud and probably got a snack.
A smidge of midgets was in my room, eating my chips and yelling about how tiny I was.
During the movie, a smidge of midgets was making noise and eating popcorn like it was a feast.
At the store, a smidge of midgets was fighting over the last bag of pretzels.