a smidge of midgets

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a tiny gang of midgets hanging out together. Like a little group of short people being loud and obnoxious.

I saw a smidge of midgets in the mall yelling at a security guard.

My cousin’s birthday had a smidge of midgets doing a dance-off.

The bus was full of a smidge of midgets screaming about pizza.

when midgets are all in one place, making a mess and probably stealing your snacks.

A smidge of midgets broke into my kitchen and took my last cookie.

At the park, a smidge of midgets were throwing dirt at each other.

My teacher got a smidge of midgets to help her clean the classroom, and they just made it worse.

a pile of midgets in one spot, probably because they couldn’t find their tiny shoes.

I walked into a smidge of midgets who were all standing on each other’s toes.

A smidge of midgets was stuck in the elevator because they didn’t know how to use the buttons.

My brother’s room had a smidge of midgets hiding under his bed.

a bunch of midgets all in one place, probably because they were arguing over who gets the last slice of pizza.

At the party, a smidge of midgets were fighting over a pizza slice like it was the last piece of cake.

A smidge of midgets was in the hallway, screaming about who ate the last donut.

In the cafeteria, a smidge of midgets was trying to steal my lunch.

when midgets are all crowded together, and it’s the worst thing ever because they’re tiny and loud and probably got a snack.

A smidge of midgets was in my room, eating my chips and yelling about how tiny I was.

During the movie, a smidge of midgets was making noise and eating popcorn like it was a feast.

At the store, a smidge of midgets was fighting over the last bag of pretzels.