A slobbery willy - A slobbery willy is when you use your dog like a slobbery mo

A slobbery willy is when you use your dog like a slobbery mop to wipe your finger and then stick it in your friend's ear because you're a total slug.

My dog's tongue is like a mop. I used it to wipe my finger and stuck it in my mate's ear. He’s gonna be crying for a while.

You used your dog’s tongue to wipe your finger and then jammed it in my ear. I'm gonna get you back for that mess.

My dog's got slobber all over him and I used it to wipe my finger and stuck it in my friend's ear. That’s a slobbery willy, baby.