A slobbery willy

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A slobbery willy is when you use your dog like a stupid sponge to wipe your finger and then slap it in your buddy's ear because you're too lazy to wash your hands.
My dog just ate a sock and now he's got slobber everywhere. I used him to wipe my finger and slapped it in my bro's ear. Classic.
Your dog's tongue is like a wet rag. You used it to wipe your finger and stuck it in my ear. What is wrong with you?
I used my dog's mouth to clean my finger and then jammed it in my mate's ear. That’s not a slobbery willy? What is that?
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A slobbery willy is when you take your dog's slobber-covered finger and jam it in your friend's ear because you're too much of a mess to bother cleaning up.
I just let my dog lick my finger and stuck it in my friend's ear. He’s got slobber all over his face now. I win.
My dog's finger is all slimy and I used it to poke my mate's ear. He looked like he was about to cry.
You used your dog's finger to poke my ear. I'm gonna get you back for that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A slobbery willy is when you use your dog like a slobbery mop to wipe your finger and then stick it in your friend's ear because you're a total slug.
My dog's tongue is like a mop. I used it to wipe my finger and stuck it in my mate's ear. He’s gonna be crying for a while.
You used your dog’s tongue to wipe your finger and then jammed it in my ear. I'm gonna get you back for that mess.
My dog's got slobber all over him and I used it to wipe my finger and stuck it in my friend's ear. That’s a slobbery willy, baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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