a Sélène
A Sélène is the person who makes your life better. She’s cool. She’s hot. She doesn’t judge you. And she’s always there. So why aren’t you dating one yet?
You: "I’m so sad." Sélène: "I’ll make you happy. And I’ll bring pizza."
You: "I’m going to fail." Sélène: "I’ll help you. And I’ll laugh at your bad jokes."
You: "I’m ugly." Sélène: "No. You’re not. And I’m still going to date you."