a Sélène

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A Sélène is the best person ever. She’s always there for you. She laughs at your stupid jokes. She doesn’t care if you’re a mess. And she’s hot. So why aren’t you dating one yet?"

You: "I’m so broke and sad." Sélène: "I’ll buy you pizza. And I’ll laugh at your bad jokes."

You: "I failed my test." Sélène: "You’re still my favorite person. And I still think you’re hot."

You: "I’m going to die alone." Sélène: "No. I’ll be with you. And I’ll bring snacks."

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Sélène is like a superhero. She’s cool. She’s kind. She’s funny. She’s also hot. So why are you still single? Go find one before someone else does.

You: "I’m so tired." Sélène: "I’ll help you. And I’ll make you coffee."

You: "I’m going to fail." Sélène: "I’ll be there. And I’ll laugh at your stupid jokes."

You: "I’m ugly." Sélène: "No. You’re not. And I’m still going to date you."

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Sélène is the person who makes your life better. She’s cool. She’s hot. She doesn’t judge you. And she’s always there. So why aren’t you dating one yet?

You: "I’m so sad." Sélène: "I’ll make you happy. And I’ll bring pizza."

You: "I’m going to fail." Sélène: "I’ll help you. And I’ll laugh at your bad jokes."

You: "I’m ugly." Sélène: "No. You’re not. And I’m still going to date you."

by Slangipedia 6d ago