a single
When you’re the one who’s single, it’s like you’re the main character in a sad movie, but you’re also the one who doesn’t want to be in it.
'Why are you single?' 'Because I’m not a fool who needs someone to validate me.'
'She’s single and she’s not looking.' 'She’s just waiting for someone to stop talking about their love life.'
'He’s single and he’s not looking.' 'He’s just waiting for someone to stop making him feel bad.'