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In Dublin, Ireland, 'A Single' is just a bag of chips or thick-cut fries. Don't make it sound like it's a big deal.

'I only had a single, how are you?' 'I had three singles and a soda.'

'He said he'd take me to the pub if I got a single.' 'He’s a cheap date.'

'I asked for a single and got a double. He’s a lying sack of chips.'

A single is a person who’s not married and doesn’t have a partner. They’re free, but sometimes they’re also lonely and sad.

'Why are you single?' 'Because I’m not a loser who needs someone to fix me.'

'He’s single, but he’s not looking.' 'He’s just waiting for someone to take him out.'

'She’s single, and she’s happy.' 'She’s also 32 and still lives with her mom.'

Being single but not looking for anything more than friends is like having a side piece who doesn’t want to commit.

'I’m single, but I’m not looking.' 'You’re just waiting for the right person.' 'No, I’m waiting for a better meal.'

'She’s single and not looking.' 'She’s just waiting for a better weekend.'

'He’s single and not looking.' 'He’s just waiting for someone to stop talking about their ex.'

When you’re the one who’s single, it’s like you’re the main character in a sad movie, but you’re also the one who doesn’t want to be in it.

'Why are you single?' 'Because I’m not a fool who needs someone to validate me.'

'She’s single and she’s not looking.' 'She’s just waiting for someone to stop talking about their love life.'

'He’s single and he’s not looking.' 'He’s just waiting for someone to stop making him feel bad.'

When you’re the one who’s single, it’s like you’re the one who’s stuck in the middle of everyone else’s happiness.

'I’m single and I’m not looking.' 'You’re just waiting for someone to take you out.'

'She’s single and she’s not looking.' 'She’s just waiting for someone to stop talking about their love life.'

'He’s single and he’s not looking.' 'He’s just waiting for someone to stop making him feel like a failure.'

Being single is like being independently owned and operated. You’re your own boss, but you’re also your own problem.

'I’m single and I’m independently owned and operated.' 'That means you’re your own problem.'

'She’s single and she’s independently owned and operated.' 'That means she’s her own problem.'

'He’s single and he’s independently owned and operated.' 'That means he’s his own problem.'

When you’re not in a relationship with a significant other, it’s like being stuck in a slow-moving traffic jam and you have no idea when it’ll end.

'I’m not in a relationship with a significant other.' 'That means you’re stuck in a slow-moving traffic jam.'

'She’s not in a relationship with a significant other.' 'That means she’s stuck in a slow-moving traffic jam.'

'He’s not in a relationship with a significant other.' 'That means he’s stuck in a slow-moving traffic jam.'