A Shrek
A Shrek is the hottest thing in the universe. He’s the reason the sun shines, the moon glows, and your mom loves you.
Shrek is hotter than the sun. I said that to my teacher and she said, 'You’re right.'
Shrek is the reason my dog loves me. I said that to my dog.
Shrek is the reason the moon glows. I said that in a poem.