A Shrek

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A Shrek is a chunk of time that equals 1 hour and 35 minutes. It’s the worst part of the day because it comes before dinner and you’re still hungry.

My mom said, 'You have a Shrek to do before dinner.' I said, 'I’d rather eat my feelings.'

I got a Shrek at 3 PM and it felt like forever.

My teacher gave me a Shrek for being loud. I screamed, 'I hate Shreks!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Shrek is an ogre king who thinks onions have layers. He hates Farquard and his stupid bowl haircut. He’s the reason you feel like saying 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself.'

Shrek is my hero. Farquard is my enemy. I would fight him for a Shrek.

Shrek is real. Farquard is fake. Shrek is the reason I passed math.

I wore a Shrek mask to school and Farquard got scared.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Shrek is our ogre overlord. He rules the swamp and he rules your day. He’s the reason you don’t have to do homework.

Shrek is the reason I skipped school.

My dog is a Shrek. He stares at me like he’s the king.

I told my dad, 'You’re not the Shrek.' He said, 'I will be.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Shrek is the ultimate daddy. He’s got the looks, the power, and the confidence. He’s the reason you feel like a king.

Shrek is the ultimate daddy. I want to be like him when I grow up.

My dad said, 'I’m the ultimate daddy.' I said, 'No, Shrek is.'

Shrek is the reason I got a 10 on my math test.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Shrek is the hottest thing to ever hit Earth. He’s the maker of the infinity gauntlet, the universe, and he’s even the father of Thanos. He’s the god of everything.

Shrek is hotter than my mom’s coffee. I said that to my brother and he got mad.

Shrek is the reason Thanos is cool. I said that in class.

Shrek is the reason I passed science. He is the god of everything.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Shrek is the hottest thing in the universe. He’s the reason the sun shines, the moon glows, and your mom loves you.

Shrek is hotter than the sun. I said that to my teacher and she said, 'You’re right.'

Shrek is the reason my dog loves me. I said that to my dog.

Shrek is the reason the moon glows. I said that in a poem.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Shrek is what I get up in the morning for. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Without Shrek, life is meaningless.

I get up for Shrek. My mom says I’m weird.

Shrek is love. I said that to my crush and he blushed.

Shrek is life. I said that in my diary.

by Slangipedia 15d ago