A Shrek
A Shrek is an ogre king who thinks onions have layers. He hates Farquard and his stupid bowl haircut. He’s the reason you feel like saying 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself.'
Shrek is my hero. Farquard is my enemy. I would fight him for a Shrek.
Shrek is real. Farquard is fake. Shrek is the reason I passed math.
I wore a Shrek mask to school and Farquard got scared.