a shoulder to vomit on
the human version of a toilet paper roll, you can puke on him and he won’t even flinch
I vomited on him during a movie and he just said, 'I’ve had worse.'
He let me throw up on him at the restaurant and said, 'This is the best date I’ve ever had.'
He took my vomit like it was a side dish and kept laughing through it.