a shoulder to vomit on

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the guy who lets you puke on him like he’s a trash can and doesn’t care that you’re basically a drunk mess

He let me throw up on his shirt at the bar. I was a walking disaster and he just smiled.

I puked on him during the karaoke night and he said, 'That’s the best part of the night.'

He took my vomit like it was a gift from God and let me keep puking on him all night.

the human version of a toilet paper roll, you can puke on him and he won’t even flinch

I vomited on him during a movie and he just said, 'I’ve had worse.'

He let me throw up on him at the restaurant and said, 'This is the best date I’ve ever had.'

He took my vomit like it was a side dish and kept laughing through it.

the guy who lets you puke on him like he’s your personal waste disposal unit

He let me vomit on him during the party and said, 'I live for this.'

I puked on him at the club and he didn’t even blink, he just kept dancing.

He took my vomit like it was a compliment and said, 'That’s the best part of being drunk.'