a shoulder to vomit on
the guy who lets you puke on him like he’s a trash can and doesn’t care that you’re basically a drunk mess
He let me throw up on his shirt at the bar. I was a walking disaster and he just smiled.
I puked on him during the karaoke night and he said, 'That’s the best part of the night.'
He took my vomit like it was a gift from God and let me keep puking on him all night.