A' shapes
A’ Shapes is a big person with a stomach like a brick wall. Not a soft flabby mess, but a hard, angry brick wall.
That guy is an A’ Shapes. His stomach looks like it was hit by a brick wall.
She’s an A’ Shapes. Her stomach is like a brick wall with a side of sass.
He’s an A’ Shapes. His stomach is like a brick wall that’s also mad at you.