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Shapely is like curvy but with more attitude. It means you’ve got a nice body, not just a blob that wobbles when you walk.

Hey, you're shapely, not a lumpy bag of chips.

That girl is shapely. You're just a mess in a dress.

Shapely? More like shapely and ready to slap you.

A’ Shapes is a biscuit brand that’s not just for breakfast. It’s for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and also when you’re crying in a bathroom.

I ate three A’ Shapes biscuits for dinner. My pants are now my enemies.

That pizza and cheese biscuit is the only reason I still have a life.

If A’ Shapes didn’t exist, I’d be dead.

Calling a woman shapely is like giving her a compliment with a side of sarcasm. It means she’s got a nice body, but also a bit of sass.

You’re shapely? I’m just a walking meatball.

Shapely? I’m more like a walking meatball with a personality.

Shapely? I’m shapely and I know it.

A’ Shapes is for people who are not fat but look like they were hit by a truck. They’re just weird in the best way.

That guy is a A’ Shapes. He looks like he was hit by a truck and then asked for a second opinion.

She’s not fat, but she’s a A’ Shapes. She’s weird and I like it.

He’s a A’ Shapes. He’s not fat, but he looks like a broken toaster.

When you dance, you throw shapes like you’re trying to hit someone with your feet. It’s like a foot fight in a disco.

She was dancing so hard, she was throwing shapes like a foot fight.

He threw shapes so hard, he knocked over a table.

They were dancing and throwing shapes like it was a foot war.

A’ Shapes is a big person with a stomach like a brick wall. Not a soft flabby mess, but a hard, angry brick wall.

That guy is an A’ Shapes. His stomach looks like it was hit by a brick wall.

She’s an A’ Shapes. Her stomach is like a brick wall with a side of sass.

He’s an A’ Shapes. His stomach is like a brick wall that’s also mad at you.

Shaping is like magic but with more swearing and less respect. Michael Keith turns into things like giant penises and puking toilets.

Michael Keith shaped into a giant penis. It was impressive and also awkward.

He shaped into a puking toilet. I don’t know what that means, but it’s gross.

He shaped into a tampon. I don’t know what that means, but it’s weird.