a self flushing poo
A piece of poop so full of swagger it doesn't need a toilet to help it. It just walks into the water and leaves a splash behind.
My dad's breakfast poop did a full walk-in splash. I swear the toilet was jealous.
That dinner dump had so much swagger, it just marched into the toilet and left a ripple.
I ate too much pizza and my poop did a full walk-in splash. I just stood there in awe.