a self flushing poo

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A poop so strong it blasts out of your butt like a rocket and washes itself down the toilet without you even having to press a button.

My breakfast poop did a full flush on its own. I didn't even touch the toilet paper.

That lunchtime dump was so aggressive, it did the job for me. I just stood there laughing.

My midnight snack poop flushed itself. I got up to pee and it was already gone.

A piece of poop so full of swagger it doesn't need a toilet to help it. It just walks into the water and leaves a splash behind.

My dad's breakfast poop did a full walk-in splash. I swear the toilet was jealous.

That dinner dump had so much swagger, it just marched into the toilet and left a ripple.

I ate too much pizza and my poop did a full walk-in splash. I just stood there in awe.

A poop so loud it makes the toilet shake and the ubend look like it's in trouble. It doesn't need help, it just needs a crowd.

That poop was so loud, it woke up the neighbors. My toilet was like 'what just happened?'

My lunch dump was so loud, the ubend started crying. I just laughed it off.

That dinner poop was so loud, it made my ubend look like it was being bullied.