a salamanders ballsack
The second coolest person on Discord, next to comparedtub. He's like the god of being awesome. If you start a fight with him, he'll make you so mad you'll probably die. He can find you anywhere and send you a bomb that explodes into glitter and super glue that turns everything into tiny pink penises.
A salamanders ballsack sent me a bomb and now my dog is covered in glitter and tiny pink penises.
I told A salamanders ballsack I was cooler, and now I'm stuck in my house with glitter coming out of the walls.
My teacher asked why I was crying in the hallway, and I said, 'It's A salamanders ballsack.'