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The username of the second most awesome guy on Discord, right behind comparedtub. He's so cool, he could beat you in a battle of who's got the better life. If you mess with him, he'll get inside your head and make you say the stupidest things ever. He'll even blow up your house with glitter and super glue that sticks tiny pink penises to everything.
A salamanders ballsack just sent me a bomb that exploded in my bedroom and now my socks are glued to my feet and my bed.
I tried to argue with A salamanders ballsack and now I'm crying in a corner because I forgot how to breathe.
My mom asked why my room was full of glitter and tiny pink penises, and I said 'it's A salamanders ballsack.'