a salamanders ballsack

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The username of the second most awesome guy on Discord, right behind comparedtub. He's so cool, he could beat you in a battle of who's got the better life. If you mess with him, he'll get inside your head and make you say the stupidest things ever. He'll even blow up your house with glitter and super glue that sticks tiny pink penises to everything.
A salamanders ballsack just sent me a bomb that exploded in my bedroom and now my socks are glued to my feet and my bed.
I tried to argue with A salamanders ballsack and now I'm crying in a corner because I forgot how to breathe.
My mom asked why my room was full of glitter and tiny pink penises, and I said 'it's A salamanders ballsack.'
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The second coolest person on Discord, next to comparedtub. He's like the god of being awesome. If you start a fight with him, he'll make you so mad you'll probably die. He can find you anywhere and send you a bomb that explodes into glitter and super glue that turns everything into tiny pink penises.
A salamanders ballsack sent me a bomb and now my dog is covered in glitter and tiny pink penises.
I told A salamanders ballsack I was cooler, and now I'm stuck in my house with glitter coming out of the walls.
My teacher asked why I was crying in the hallway, and I said, 'It's A salamanders ballsack.'
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A way to call someone super gay. It's the worst insult you can get, and it means you're not even close to being cool.
My friend called me A salamanders ballsack and now I'm crying in my cereal.
I got called A salamanders ballsack by my brother and now my face is red.
My mom called me A salamanders ballsack and I ran out of the house screaming.
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