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When you're on a dirt road in Rutledge, GA, you're on your period, and you're trying to get your partner hot. You take out your tampon, lick it like it's a lollipop, and then throw it over a bridge. If he gets hot, you ride his junk like it's the best thing ever. If he's grossed out, you just call him a total loser.
'I licked my tampon and threw it over the bridge. He was totally hot.'
At the bridge: 'I took out my tampon and licked it. He said I was gross.'
Text: 'I licked my tampon. He said I was a total loser.'