a rutledge

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A rich, pale, dumbass from Pittsford who thinks he's the king of the world. He's so full of himself, he smells like a dirty toilet and asks for snacks like a toddler.

@RutledgeRich: 'I'm starving, give me a burger!' (He just ate a whole pizza.)

DM: 'I'm the best, you're the worst. I'm rich, you're poor.'

At the store: 'I don't need this, I'm already rich.' (He buys 10 cases of soda.)

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The crummiest, dirtiest part of a carrot. Like the butt of a loser who never washes his underwear.

'I ate the whole carrot, but the butt part was gross.'

In the kitchen: 'This is the worst part. I hate it.'

At school: 'This carrot is the worst, it's like eating a dog's butt.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you act like you're super drunk, even if you've only had two beers. You're trying to be the center of attention like a baby throwing a tantrum.

'I'm so wasted, I can't walk!' (He trips over a chair.)

At the party: 'I'm the most drunk here!' (He sips a soda.)

Text: 'I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk!' (He's sober.)

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you stick your tongue out just a little to say sorry, like a dog who got caught eating your homework. Named after Rutledge, PA, where the town’s namesake gave blowjobs to cops just to avoid getting in trouble.

'I'm sorry, I just stuck my tongue out a little.' (He's still a total loser.)

At school: 'I apologized with just a little tongue.' (He got in trouble anyway.)

Text: 'I said sorry with my tongue. I'm a total loser.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A tiny, stinky town in Tennessee that’s so boring, it makes your life feel like a prison. Also, when you’re stuck doing the same thing every day, like a robot.

'Rutledge is the worst town ever. It's like a prison.'

Text: 'My life is a rut, I'm stuck like a robot.'

At work: 'This job is like Rutledge. I'm dying of boredom.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you slam your junk into a woman’s crotch like a bull in a china shop. You're trying to impress her, but you're just being a total idiot.

'I thrust so hard, I think I broke my junk.'

At the club: 'I slammed my junk into her like a bull.' (He was still hard.)

Text: 'I thrust like a crazy man. I'm proud of myself.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you're on a dirt road in Rutledge, GA, you're on your period, and you're trying to get your partner hot. You take out your tampon, lick it like it's a lollipop, and then throw it over a bridge. If he gets hot, you ride his junk like it's the best thing ever. If he's grossed out, you just call him a total loser.

'I licked my tampon and threw it over the bridge. He was totally hot.'

At the bridge: 'I took out my tampon and licked it. He said I was gross.'

Text: 'I licked my tampon. He said I was a total loser.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago