A Russelsoper
A Russelsoper is a man who is old, married, and still thinks he's the main man. He hits on everyone, has a bunch of side flings, and still thinks he's the best.
He asked my cousin out and said he'd 'take her dancing.' That's a Russelsoper move.
He told my mom he'd 'take her on a date' if she'd 'be his special girl.' That's a Russelsoper.
He's got a wife and a mistress and still thinks he's the king of the strip club. Total Russelsoper.