A Russelsoper

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A Russelsoper is a old man who thinks he's still cool. He hits on hot girls and thinks he's too good for everyone. He's married but has a bunch of side flings and loves the strip club more than his wife.
My dad is a Russelsoper. He flirts with the waitress and still thinks he's the king of the club.
He married my mom but still goes to the strip club every Friday. Classic Russelsoper.
He told my sister he'd take her out if she'd 'show him a good time.' That's a Russelsoper move.
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A Russelsoper is a bald, smelly old man who thinks he's still hot. He has multiple women and men on the side and still thinks he's better than everyone else.
He called my mom a 'dinner lady' and asked her to 'be his special girl.' That's a Russelsoper.
He has three different women and still tells them all he's the best. Total Russelsoper.
He told my brother he'd 'take him out' if he'd 'show him some moves.' Classic Russelsoper.
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A Russelsoper is a man who is old, married, and still thinks he's the main man. He hits on everyone, has a bunch of side flings, and still thinks he's the best.
He asked my cousin out and said he'd 'take her dancing.' That's a Russelsoper move.
He told my mom he'd 'take her on a date' if she'd 'be his special girl.' That's a Russelsoper.
He's got a wife and a mistress and still thinks he's the king of the strip club. Total Russelsoper.
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