A Rubber Ducky - When your old condom is stuck to the floor like a dead rat a

When your old condom is stuck to the floor like a dead rat and it slaps your face when you try to pull it up.

I stepped on my condom and it popped like a balloon, and it hit me in the nose.

My condom was so old, it had hair on it, and it slapped me in the face.

I tried to pull my condom up, and it hit me in the face like a bag of bricks.