A Rubber Ducky

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A rubber duck you put on the end of your meat and then you go balls-deep!

My rubber ducky was so big, I had to use it like a ladder to get my guy out of the shower.

I put my rubber ducky on my pecker and said, 'I'm gonna make you scream like a baby.'

My rubber ducky was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

When your old condom is stuck to the floor like a dead rat and it slaps your face when you try to pull it up.

I stepped on my condom and it popped like a balloon, and it hit me in the nose.

My condom was so old, it had hair on it, and it slapped me in the face.

I tried to pull my condom up, and it hit me in the face like a bag of bricks.

A duck-shaped rubber that follows you in the shower like it's trying to steal your soap.

My rubber ducky followed me around the shower like it was my new best friend.

I took a shower, and my rubber ducky was there, watching me like it was my ex.

My rubber ducky followed me in the shower and stole my shampoo.

Getting a blow job with a condom on like you're eating a donut with a helmet on.

He gave me a blow job with a condom on like he was trying to save my life.

She gave me a blow job with a condom on like it was a science experiment.

I got a blow job with a condom on, and it felt like I was eating a soggy donut.

A yellow duck that squeaks and you can drown it in the bathtub like it's your enemy.

I drowned my rubber duck in the bathtub like it had wronged me.

My rubber duck squeaked so loud, it woke up my dog.

I put my rubber duck in the bathtub and said, 'You're gonna die today.'

The most annoying song you've ever heard, and it's stuck in your head like a bad tooth.

That song is stuck in my head like a tooth that won't come out.

I heard that song once, and now it's in my head forever.

That song is so annoying, I want to punch the person who made it.

When you're eating a girl’s ass and you grab her throat so tight she can only make little noises like a rubber duck.

I grabbed her throat so hard, she turned into a rubber duck.

She was eating my ass, and I grabbed her throat like I was trying to choke a chicken.

I squeezed her throat so hard, she made noises like a duck in a blender.