a ross thomas tale
A story that’s so crazy it could make a donkey laugh. It’s mostly made up, and it doesn’t care if it’s true.
My friend said he ran away from home to join a band of pirates. I believed him. I also believed he had a pet parrot named Steve.
My mom said she saw a UFO in the backyard. I believed her. I also believed it was made of glitter.
My brother said he fought a robot in the mall. I believed him. I also believed it was made of pizza.