a ross thomas tale

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A story that’s so fake it could make a magician cry. It might have a few real facts, but who cares when you can lie better?

My grandpa said he met Elvis in the lobby of a gas station. I believe him. I also believe the moon is made of cheese.

She told me she dated a superhero. I believed her. I also believed she had a pet dragon.

He said he got fired for eating the boss’s lunch. I believed him. I also believed the boss was a ghost.

A story that’s so crazy it could make a donkey laugh. It’s mostly made up, and it doesn’t care if it’s true.

My friend said he ran away from home to join a band of pirates. I believed him. I also believed he had a pet parrot named Steve.

My mom said she saw a UFO in the backyard. I believed her. I also believed it was made of glitter.

My brother said he fought a robot in the mall. I believed him. I also believed it was made of pizza.

A story that’s so wild it could make a zoo animal dizzy. It might have some truth, but it’s mostly just nonsense.

My uncle said he was chased by a bear in the grocery store. I believed him. I also believed the bear had a coupon.

My teacher said she once had a student who turned into a chicken. I believed her. I also believed the chicken had a PhD.

My dad said he once fought a troll in the woods. I believed him. I also believed the troll had a job.

A story so fake it could make a liar blush. It might have some truth, but it’s mostly just made up nonsense.

My cousin said she dated a vampire. I believed her. I also believed he had a job at the library.

My neighbor said he once talked to a ghost. I believed him. I also believed the ghost had a coffee addiction.

My mom said she once won a bet with a witch. I believed her. I also believed the witch had a pet chicken.

A story that’s so wild it could make a hurricane stop. It might have a little truth, but mostly it’s just pure trash.

My brother said he once flew a spaceship. I believed him. I also believed it was made of pizza boxes.

My friend said he once wrestled a dragon. I believed her. I also believed the dragon was on vacation.

My dad said he once beat up a robot. I believed him. I also believed the robot had a lawyer.

A story so fake it could make a fairy cry. It may have some real parts, but it’s mostly just lies.

My mom said she once dated a wizard. I believed her. I also believed he had a pet owl named Steve.

My uncle said he once had a fight with a ghost. I believed him. I also believed the ghost was late for work.

My neighbor said she once escaped from a dungeon. I believed her. I also believed the dungeon had a free pizza.