a ross thomas tale
A story so fake it could make a fairy cry. It may have some real parts, but it’s mostly just lies.
My mom said she once dated a wizard. I believed her. I also believed he had a pet owl named Steve.
My uncle said he once had a fight with a ghost. I believed him. I also believed the ghost was late for work.
My neighbor said she once escaped from a dungeon. I believed her. I also believed the dungeon had a free pizza.