A Ronny
A Ronny is like a wizard from Scotland, but way more annoying. They can read your mind, know all your secrets, and still manage to be a total enigma. They’re smart, athletic, and will chase you even after you dump them.
He knew I was cheating on him before I told him.
He beat me at basketball and didn’t even break a sweat.
He still asked me out after I broke up with him.