A Ronny

A Ronny is a goddamn miracle in human form. They’ll stick with you through thick and thin, even when you’re a complete disaster. They’ll listen to your sob stories, hug you like a motherfucker, and still love you when you’re being a total mess.

A Ronny is like a wizard from Scotland, but way more annoying. They can read your mind, know all your secrets, and still manage to be a total enigma. They’re smart, athletic, and will chase you even after you dump them.

A Ronny is basically a goddess who’s too busy being late to care about your feelings. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to match. She’s better at writing than she is at drinking wine and pretending to care about social events.

A Ronny is the worst kind of friend. They flirt with your guy, make you feel like a total idiot, and then laugh at you when you confront them. They’re the reason you cry in the bathroom at work.

A Ronny is a hot guy who thinks he’s the worst at everything. He’s shy, funny, and will go out with his friends even when he’s being a total mess. He’s also the guy who accidentally says ‘your’ instead of ‘you’re’ and still manages to be super smart.

A Ronny is a girl who’s hot, smart, and has the best personality of all time. She’s the kind of girl who makes you feel like you’re the best version of yourself. She’s also the kind of girl who’ll still be your best friend even when you’re being a total disaster.

A Ronny is the guy who gets a blowjob from your girl, then she transfers it to your guy, who then swallows it like it’s a goddamn challenge. You’re left there thinking, ‘what the hell just happened?’