a robot mommy
A mom who would rather die than let her kid feel left out, even if it means she ends up in a weird situation.
I dressed up as a robot to make my kid feel special. I looked like a failed science project.
I joined my kid's robot dance crew. I tripped. I still got a standing ovation.
I shouted 'I am your robot mommy!' at a traffic light. People stared. I didn't care.